SIMPLE SHOES
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A foot can really get some thinking done in these.
Be planet friendly even when you're walking all over it.
The closest thing video games have to official footwear.
Pending approval from our sponsor, the planet.
Of course they’re comfortable
they’ve already got a couple hundred thousand miles on them.
Your shoe size doesn’t determine your carbon footprint.
Because the urge to lounge is the closest thing to a mood swing we’ve got.
We do "green" in an array of colors and styles.
Fashion makes a stronger statement when it has something to say.
They’ve got more sole than the greatest decade in American history.
The shoe industry never saw us coming.
Probably because they never checked the junkyards and landfills.
Dedicated to everyone who thought going green would be uncomfortable.
How can every step be so comfortable?
The planet heard we used natural rubber and got all mushy on us.
Not a lot of shoes can say they’ve been inspired by God’s previous work.
We don’t apologize for “high ego emissions”.
After all, it’s a lot safer than all the other emissions.
Walking is good for you. Walking in these is good for everyone.
Shoes are meant to protect your feet from harmful materials.
Not wrap them in it.
What if you could save the planet from the comfort of your own shoes?
If you can’t see yourself in these, get a longer mirror.
Go ahead, call us trashy. We’re not ashamed of where we came from.
